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") (Scene ends) [Setting: Jerry's apartment] (Jerry's sitting on the couch, eating cereal while George is on the phone with his mother) GEORGE: (Stern) No, ma, I'm not gonna see a psychiatrist.
JERRY: Well, obviously, we all know each other very well, (Elaine slightly laughs) I'm sure that we'll all feel comfortable within the confines of the honor system. (Holds out his pinkie at the center of the table) (Jerry, Elaine, and George all hook their pinkies onto his, in a 'pinkie promise', they all pull their hand away, yelling out "Yeah!
JERRY: Well, I got my troops amassed along the border - I'm just waiting for someone to give me the go-ahead. (All eyes are glued to the woman) GEORGE: (Suggesting) Maybe she's a nudist.
JERRY: (Also amazed) Who walks around the house like that?!
Ranking the best Seinfeld episodes is a nearly impossible task for any fan of the series.
Over the course of nine seasons, the show never lagged, consistently delivering hilarious story lines, memorable characters and unforgettable dialogue.
(Jerry and Elaine both laugh at Kramer's impression as George slowly enters. GEORGE: (Slowly shakes his head) My mother caught me.
(Kramer casually enters, takes a few step toward the kitchen, and slaps a wad of bills onto the counter) KRAMER: (Declaring) I'm out!
I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
ELAINE: (Smiling, chuckling) This is gonna be the easiest money I've ever made in my life. You know, I was, uh, chosen to go on the space shuttle.
ELAINE: (Realizes Jerry and George aren't paying attention) So then, I got a call this morning. (Kramer now has the attention of everyone in the room.
Comparing episodes often feels like what I’d imagine pitting one child against another would be like—you love them in different ways, and it’d be impossible to definitively rate one as better than the other.