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James Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer.[Homer deals Bond a card]James Bond: Joker? Homer: Oh, sorry.[Homer deals Bond another card]James Bond: What's this? Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Oh ho, ho, I'm not falling for *that* one again. This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. Care Home Nurse: They should have had their fun before they got here! These stuffed suits can get you through a test, but you will fail the test of life! Scalper: I am not a Scalper, I am a dude whose 200 friends did not show up.[sells her a ticket]Mrs Lovejoy: Now what do we do? The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor! [Lisa has had a nightmare]Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the boogeyman was after me, and he was hiding under... The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. Hollywood Casting Lady: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie. Care Home Nurse: [having sabotaged a computer game system] Well excuse us for making the worst job in the World a little easier. Lisa: But you can't stop them from having their fun! Cool New Teacher: This school is a glorified hamster wheel! Blind Man Willie Witherspoon: So I've been playing the umbrella for 30 years? Bleedin' Gums Murphy: 'Cause we all thought it was funny. Homer: If you want something to remember him by, I say get a tattoo. Hot Dog Vendor: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
In episode BF12, you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa, yet in the very next scene, my dear, you're clearly atop a winged Arabian. Homer: Listen, I worked long and hard for this place, and no one's gonna take it away from me! (downs entire goblet of brandy) And another thing: if I eve- (passes out)Homer: That's right. [The credits for the actors start to roll] And look at all these rich people here! [sobbing again] But look at all the other people who aren't...! [Continues crying as the credits keep rolling] Oh, look at all the rich people!